How Do I Life?

Watch me as I fail at social media.
Hey look a new type of Coca-Cola, that’s fucking awesome! Wait whats that? Its only made in Argentina? Well that sucks. Wait, its artificially sweetened? Well fuck that too, now I don’t give a fuck anymore.
I do miss the days when you were a kid and a new soda would make its way on the shelves, and you HAD TO HAVE IT. No bullshit, you were getting that fucking soda. Dammit, back they they really tried to make cool new sodas for us. Remember Orbitz? That weird bottle with all the floating round orbs suspended in it? That was one creative drink, too bad it didn’t make it, but they tried. Other sodas included Surge, Pepsi Blue, Ok Soda, Coke Black Cherry Vanilla, Slice, Jolt Cola (which I think you can still find), and the list just goes on. Now all we get is crappy diet sodas with all these awful artificial sweeteners in them. Stevia sucks, Aspartame sucks, and Splenda sucks. They taste like crap AND their are reports that they are worse for you than you are led to believe.
Soda companies need to get off their asses and make something that ISNT diet or artifically sweetened. And with that…..
 
BRING BACK PITCH BLACK II 

Hey look a new type of Coca-Cola, that’s fucking awesome! Wait whats that? Its only made in Argentina? Well that sucks. Wait, its artificially sweetened? Well fuck that too, now I don’t give a fuck anymore.

I do miss the days when you were a kid and a new soda would make its way on the shelves, and you HAD TO HAVE IT. No bullshit, you were getting that fucking soda. Dammit, back they they really tried to make cool new sodas for us. Remember Orbitz? That weird bottle with all the floating round orbs suspended in it? That was one creative drink, too bad it didn’t make it, but they tried. Other sodas included Surge, Pepsi Blue, Ok Soda, Coke Black Cherry Vanilla, Slice, Jolt Cola (which I think you can still find), and the list just goes on. Now all we get is crappy diet sodas with all these awful artificial sweeteners in them. Stevia sucks, Aspartame sucks, and Splenda sucks. They taste like crap AND their are reports that they are worse for you than you are led to believe.

Soda companies need to get off their asses and make something that ISNT diet or artifically sweetened. And with that…..

 

BRING BACK PITCH BLACK II 

mummyshark:

mwstfl:

Not buyin’ Waluigi as the Virgil of video games. Now Don Flamenco…

Hilarious concept, but I’m with Mike on this. 

This is one of the best photos ive seen if you get the joke.

mummyshark:

mwstfl:

Not buyin’ Waluigi as the Virgil of video games. Now Don Flamenco…

Hilarious concept, but I’m with Mike on this. 

This is one of the best photos ive seen if you get the joke.

(Source: gmansir)

The Shit That You Hate Don’t Make You Special

I know no one cares, but I need to convey my thoughts somehow. Today has been one of the shittier days in recent memory, I don’t have the energy to get in bed and sleep even. Nothing happened to trigger it too, but sometimes it just hits you like a ton of fucking bricks. None of my friends ever stay up late anymore, so there’s no one to talk to. I cant talk to my girlfriend because she has enough shit to deal with, without me bitching about my shitty problems. She needs me way more right now to help he out. its getting harder and harder to deal with everything going on right now. Its at the point when you just want to break down but can’t do it. I guess its just me being kinda selfish about it all. I cant put undo pressure on her, its impossible. To top it off I now have a suicidal friend on steam that’s talking to me about all of his issues. I can’t turn that down, its just not my style. Sometimes I may act like I don’t give a fuck but I do care deep down somewhere.

Anyway, it might be the fact that I’m writing this all down that’s perking me up a bit, or this cup of tea i just made has made has mellowed me out a bit, but this funk is here till tomorrow. Shit man, that is just the tip of the iceberg  I’m not going to list EVERYTHING else that’s going wrong at the same time. I don’t care who sees this, no one is going to care anyway. This is more of a way to let out my feelings without some dumb ass live journal  I did that when I was 17 and it sucked.

This is one of those times where I can agree with most everything Jeff Rosenstock has said in multiple songs over the years. I’m glad that there’s someone out there going though the exact same shit I am at the moment. Its encouraging and fun to listen to. 

Wednesday Night Drinkball: There’s nothing less cool than feeling exhausted from hours of not doing a damn thing at all.

25!I can’t talk to my friends because I’m embarrassed that I keep sliding back down. I keep getting depressed.

Stand There Until You’re Sober:  Now all my friends rise at eight. They go to sleep before midnight. And I just wanna drink ‘til three, embarrassing myself publicly. And you all used to be just like me. You fuckers used to be just like me.

 

I didn’t even quote 5 Funerals, Grudge Report, or The Shit That You Hate. But in the end that shit is meaningless. I’m living this semi-introverted life that I’m not even sure is for me anymore. If I could just muster up the energy to keep the job search going, or just get out a few times a week, I feel like things could be way better.

I know I’m leaving shit out but I’m not going to get to all of it. I know many of my friends I don’t talk to as much are going to some rough times too, maybe worse than I am atm. I can’t carry the weight of the world on my shoulders, (as cliche as that fucking sounds). Also, none of my friends even know this tumblr exists, and thats kinda the point. I don’t do it for them, I do it for me. The good thing is that as I type this out at 5:30 AM, I get increasingly tired the more I type so maybe I will be able to sleep tonight.

Good Night. I hope to be back in tip top shape tomorrow to do nothing. Maybe I’ll blog about something dumb that 5 people will see, who the fuck knows? :)

TLDR: Fuck everything.

That feeling where you go to type the first few letters of SNICK on your phone and expect it to be on the autocorrect list of the words you want.

Spent a good minute looking at my phone in wonder of why it couldnt find SNICK on it.

mummyshark:

CONFIRMED. CONFIRMED.

THEY ARE COMING.

CONFIRMED.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I don’t think Twitter is for me.

At least as something that I use every day. Its best used as a way to “interact” with celebs. Someone like me who doesn’t really care about current events, or has something witty to say every other word has no real use for it. If I want to interact with my friends Ill just use Facebook. The problem is that when ANYTHING happens, Twitter explodes with everyone saying the same thing about it. Who the fuck cares what I have to say about some earthquake or my abortion stance. I guess I don’t care what Shaq has to say about current events, or anything for that matter. Once in awhile I’ll find someone worth following, but half the time all they tweet about is sports, and Im not a sports fan. Its a real bummer to see someone you really like talk about a subject you care so little about.

I like to use it to keep up with bands I like because if they are small enough then they might actually respond to you, which is awesome. Now I don’t have anything meaningful to say, use hashtags much, or care about celebs that much so thats why I don’t really think Twitter is for me.

What is it with the 90s and their (our) obsession with fucking ducks man? I was just thinking about how awesome Duck Tales was and I realized that ducks were everywhere! Three Mighty Ducks movies + an animated TV Show, Quack Pack on Disney, Darkwing Duck, and Duck Tales + The NES game. I bet Im missing something too. (Don’t say I’m missing Howard the Duck and Sitting Ducks, that was the 80s and early 00’s)

I also love how the Mighty Ducks movie overlapped our obsession with ducks, with an obsession of underdog kids sports movies. I could go on but Id end up comparing that with something too and never stop.

I do LOVE the 90s though.

Every single fucking day. 

Every single fucking day.